If there’s one kind of internet troll that’s the ultimate bottom-feeding, scum-sucking, dirt-baggiest piece of shit, it’s the Youtube troll.
Just five minutes of reading Youtube comments is enough to encourage anyone to leg it into the wilderness, Emile Hirsch styles, and gobble down as many poisonous berries as you can punnet, rather than spend a single second longer knowing that there’s that kind of excuse for humanity walking around.
Now comedian Trevor Moore has lampooned the despicable actions of anonymous trolls in this hilarious Comedy Central musical sketch, taken from his special High In Church and titled ‘The Ballad Of Billy John.’
Although the majority of the song is clearly a tongue-in-cheek critique of the disgusting nature of Youtube commenters, there’s actually quite a sad and poignant message at the route of the song, and it leaves you feeling pretty deflated by the end of it.
That being said, the “Eat a bag of dicks, cunt-face” line gets me every time.
You can download Moore’s entire special from his website here.