Euuugggghhh. Be more fantastic, you talented turds.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are the hottest tickets in Hollywood at the moment. You can just hear the Globes’ execs rubbing their balmy, brittle old hands together at the seven types of internet famous these two are going to make what is usually a fairly humdrum awards ceremony this weekend.

Airing early morning on Monday January 12 AU time, these two bonafide lol-gends will host the 72nd Annual Golden Globes ceremony and without a doubt be funnier than Gervais’ three stints combined- and that’s WITHOUT hurling snide insults at almost everyone in attendance. See kids! It pays to be kind.

A host of webs are live blogging/tweeting the event if you find yourself at an office job sans any kinda of formal supervision, or have alternatively mastered the art of the Alt+Tab. If not NBC are usually pretty kind to their Australian audience via their Youtube page and they’ll let you watch the highlights throughout Monday afternoon.

There will be no Australian free to air broadcast but if you have Foxtel, their schedule looks a little something like this:

Monday January 12
8am AEDT E! Countdown to the Red Carpet
10am AEDT E! Red Carpet. Hosts: Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic
11am AEDT FOX8 Red Carpet
12pm AEDT FOX8 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards
3pm AEDT E! After Party